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wonders never cease Wednesday, May 18, 2011

a twelve pack of songs for national beer week

egyptianpouringbeer This year is the first time that all 50 states and the District of Columbia recognize this week as National Beer Week. Enlightened barflies here in our nation's capital have been celebrating this week for some time now, even carrying the celebration over to all the months of the year. For those of you new to the party, we say welcome, and don't be shy about picking up the next round. Here are twelve songs to honor the ancient intoxicant, with some wisdom from the legendary beer drinker Homer J Simpson scattered throughout. And, as usual, we close with some Muppets. Cheers:

1. What's Made Milwaukee Famous - Jerry Lee Lewis
"He was a wise man who invented beer." - Plato

2. Beer - Reel Big Fish
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

3. Drinkin' Beer (Have A Ball) - Jimmy Witherspoon
"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer." - Abraham Lincoln

4. Pretty Good at Drinkin' Beer - Billy Currington
"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson

5. Who Spilt My Beer? - The Adicts
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs." - David Daye

6. Beer Bottle Boogie - Koko Taylor
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." - Dave Barry

7. I Like Beer - Tom T. Hall
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman

8. Beer For Breakfast - The Get Up Kids
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." - Jack Handy

9. Lager Delirium - Bad Manners
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." - Frank Zappa

10. Beer Beer Beer - Flogging Molly
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" - Stephen Wright

11. The Beer - Kimya Dawson
"Beer that is not drunk had missed its vocation." - Meyer Breslau

12. Warm Beer Cold Women - Tom Waits (and Rolf)
"Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into." - Don Marquis


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